I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Short Jokes
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
My acquaintance, William.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
I love just having fun!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
