Short jokes
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Eli is hot.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.