Short jokes
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
There are "nun" good jokes.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!