Short jokes
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
All y'all weird af.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.