Short jokes
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Wanna see my pp again?
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?