Short jokes
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
Nope, nope, and nope.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
There are "nun" good jokes.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Sup guys, how are you?