Short jokes
Make America Great Britain again!
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Suck on deez balls!
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Eli is hot.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
Nope, nope, and nope.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.