Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
Short Jokes
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
dcfdf
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Yeeeeeeeet!
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
What is this joke?
Yesnt.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
