Short jokes
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her: