Short jokes
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Five (DYM 123).
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."