Short jokes
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Prince???
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.
Hi Manuel.
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
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Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Yourom?
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.