Short jokes

I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.

I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.

What is Batman's favorite food?

Justice.

Robyn Olive in 10.

Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.

Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.

He’s got himself.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

Need an arch? I Noah guy.

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?

CORE-ean

Puzzle

Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.

Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.

Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂

Why do we name hurricanes?

To keep an eye on them.

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.