Short jokes

Short jokes

Parent

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Death

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Divorce

Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?

Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.

Dog

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!