They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Short Jokes
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
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What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
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Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
