Short jokes
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I like chips.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂