Short jokes
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Wears pink.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
My mate Noha.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.