Short jokes
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Kms.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"