Short jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.