Short jokes
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Daddy, harder!
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.