The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Short Jokes
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
