Short jokes
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Uwuuuuu
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.