Short jokes
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Hello there, have a good day!
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
The person who is reading this.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.