POV: you
Short Jokes
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Fatherless jokes.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
When you fail art school.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
