Short jokes
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What do you call a racist community? America.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
An obese kid farts.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!