Short jokes
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"