Short jokes
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
He got a paper cut and bled out.
Minivan (DYM 138).
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
Peter's playtime.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"