It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
Early Access
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Explanation
The joke plays on the idea of 'early access,' typically used in the context of video games or software releases, and twists it to refer to a disturbing and illegal act. It's a dark and twisted way to try to reframe a terrible crime.
John
Its pretty funny tho
Dave
What the fuck John this was about pedophiles its not a joking matter.
anoymous
Well, it's dark humor, Dave.