Short jokes
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Bird Box.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
All of us.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
Loud Korea noise.