Short jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
No one is smart. I am smart.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!