Short jokes
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
The earth is not round.
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It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What is a "dad?"
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.