Short jokes
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.