Short jokes
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.