Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
Short Jokes
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Ukraine.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
