Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Short Jokes
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
