Short jokes
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.