Short jokes
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Deez nutz!
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!