Short jokes
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
My life.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
My nan's gayyyyyy.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
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What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.