Short jokes
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
John, I like your cut, G.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
I love you papi's! No homo.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.