Short jokes
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Pop a choccy milk!
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.