What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Short Jokes
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
Gvido gubis.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
Myles Parfitt ;/
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
