Short jokes
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.