Short jokes
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Your mum isn't home.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Oliver
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.