Short jokes
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin' wild sex.
Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.