I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
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Listen up, you chucklehead. The dude parks in handicap spots at the hospital, not 'cause he's a good guy, but to see if the patients are actually handicapped. Get it? He's checkin' if they're faking it! Bet you didn't even know hospitals have handicap parking, did you?