Short jokes
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Ready when you are, KK.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!