Short jokes
Aha!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.