Short jokes
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Texas 😂😂😂😂
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said, "My time to shine!"
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.