Short jokes

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.

Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!

Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!

Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?

Because there is no one to teach them.

Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!

Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.

What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?

Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."

But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

If you are what you eat, then I’m black.

What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?

"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.