Short jokes
All of them.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
Aaron.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.