Short jokes
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?