What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
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Short Jokes
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
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Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Geology rocks!
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
Alia’s YouTube channel.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
He's dead now.
