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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
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What do you call a teddy bear that Fool
Stuffed
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Teddy
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
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I held on to my money stronger than a orphan holds on to a teddy bear on father's day
Teddy bear teddy bear turn around Why i turn around Infopka.com
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Becasue he was too stuffed.
why didint the teddy bear want to go to the gym
:Because he didnt wasnt to get ripped
why couldn't the teddy bear finish his desert?
he was stuffed.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed
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