Short jokes
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.