Short jokes
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Daddy, where's my anus?