Short jokes

Why did Gemma fall off her bike?

She got hit by a fridge.

What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.

What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?

Why are you so tall?

My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺

Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)

I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.

Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Discord.

Discord who?

I need discord to plug in the phone.

I think my penis has facial recognition.

My wife left me and took the kids.

What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?

"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."

Women are like tornadoes.

They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.

The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.

Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?

Have you ever tried to clean one?

Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.

What do you call an Autistic kid?

A work of Daniel.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

"SUP, BRITCHES!"

How does a mathematician get tan?

sin/cos.