Short jokes
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
bals
Deez nuts!
What's big and black?
My balls.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.