Short jokes
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Basketballs are bigger than end.