Short jokes
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.