Short jokes
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.