Short jokes
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Pickled carrots.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Kevin Woody (look him up)
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Mr. Bunler.