Short jokes

Short jokes

Baby

Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?

A: A tater tot.

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  • Orphan

    Orphan

    Orphans get family-sized chips for free.

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  • Call of Duty

    Twin Towers

    What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

    You’ve got to get more than one down.

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  • Sister

    Sister

    How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.

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  • Difference

    Difference

    What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?

    One kneels for salvation.

    The other kneels with salivation.

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  • Difference

    Difference

    What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?

    One is glowing and the other is blowing.

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  • Difference

    Difference

    What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?

    One reads, the other breeds.

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  • Period

    Woman

    What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?

    A period.

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  • Orphan

    Orphan

    Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!

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  • Viagra

    Viagra

    We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.

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  • Lesbian

    Lesbian

    Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?

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  • Closet

    Gay

    Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.

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  • Husband

    Exercise

    When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!

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  • Number

    Racist

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 was black.

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  • Jacko

    Michael Jackson

    Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

    You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.

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  • CEO

    Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?

    A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.