Short jokes
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
"Among Us," dada.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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