What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Short Jokes
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Saying balls go into pussy.
Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Koalas are awesome!
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
