Short jokes
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
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Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.