Short jokes
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
WJE officially a gone memory.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.