Short jokes
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Dee.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...