Short jokes
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.