Short jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!