Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
Short Jokes
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
You can say what you want about deaf people...
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
My wife was run over.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
