Short jokes
Why though?
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
My dignity to live.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
Nnnbgfdddddrr.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?