What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
Short Jokes
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
Anyone here a spoon?
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
Your dad must be a mailman.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Mr. Bunler.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
4chan
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
