Short jokes

What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.

Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.

I like your cut, G.

*Slaps really hard*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.

What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?

One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?

None, both carpet munchers eat out.

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?

Border hoppers! LOL.

What do you call an Indian in a shower?

A cleaner.

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.