What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Short Jokes
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
