Short jokes
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Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
So cinema.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
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