Short jokes

Short jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Acorn

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

Club

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

Tire

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.

Winter

Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁

Troll

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

Mom

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

Love

What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.

Son

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

Mamma

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.