Short jokes
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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