Short jokes
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
I am a joke.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
AB💿
Innit.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.