Short jokes
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
Bye!
Eschew obfuscation.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
I like ramen. If you do, like!
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Orphanage protest jokes here!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Sign in sheet!
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)