Short jokes
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Tamales.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.