Short jokes
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Hey Sandy.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."