Short jokes
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."