Short jokes
I lick poo for a living... You?
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
freshfry, we need to talk now...
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Drawers!