Short jokes
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
Cause I am Batman!
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."