Short jokes
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
it was just a prank bro.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...