Short jokes
Heyyyy sistas!
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
What did the mom say to the baby?
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
I got sad today.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.