Short jokes

Short jokes

Chloroform

So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

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  • Guitar

    What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

    Fingering A minor.

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  • Abuse

    What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

    They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

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  • Man

    How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

    Chair

    When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."

    Grandad

    I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

    Priest

    What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.

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  • Emo

    How do emos propose?

    "Would you like to join my family tree?"

    Kidney

    If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!

    Name

    Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?

    Dad: Because she was made there.

    Son: Thanks, Dad.

    Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.

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