Short jokes
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
What's a Genie's favorite drink?
Wishkey.
Like whiskey.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
You are short.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!