Short jokes
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Roddy Rick Dalby
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.