Short jokes
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
The convoy truckers are a joke.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.