Short jokes
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
I went on holiday to the coast the other day, and I saw a shark.
I was alright, but I don't think my feet were.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.