Short jokes
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
WALL-E
Speed.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
I was always poked and told at weddings your next...
So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.