Short jokes
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
S, ss, slalom. A.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Should we go to America for treatment?
We stayed in Essen and then left.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
I love riding my bike 🚲.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.