Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.
yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Why are gay ppl so bad at math? Because they cant multiply.
How is $ex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems.... ...if I could just get the right people to try it.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! i'll be in court.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you it thought that you were there family member .
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
How do woman make you a millionaire?
When your a billionaire.
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced
After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
