Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
I got nothing.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Dews?
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.