Short jokes
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Where's your off button?
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.