Short jokes
Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
Orphan, sorry.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
Did y'all know our future president is probably saying "Six Seven" and other brainrot right now?
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.