Short jokes
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What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Fuk yall!
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What is a car that runs and can't?
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
Yes (DYM 66).