Short jokes
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...