Short jokes
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.