Short jokes
Khalil Abubakar
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
69, 420, 21.
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.