Short jokes
A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.