Short jokes
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
I like pie.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.