Short jokes
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Ppppppp.
BofA deez nuts!
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF!"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Did you hear about the midget astronaut?
He landed on Pluto.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
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