Short jokes
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest?
Mom: Shut up and keep licking.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
My grief counselor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care.
it was just a prank bro.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!