Short jokes
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
What's soft and feels like dog?
The fur coat I bought you from Temu.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Tell who we are.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!