Short jokes
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Minivan (DYM 138).
Drake.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.