Short jokes
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Hi! Could I join?
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.