What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
Short Jokes
97 percent of women...
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fršµāš«
Welcome to Daveās orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Whatās something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
Iāve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
If LEO were a spice, sheād be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
