Short jokes
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!