Short jokes

Short jokes

Fat

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Plane

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Comedian

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

Sister

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

Twin Towers

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

Plane

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

Joyce

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

Opposition

Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?

A: When they are falling from their balcony.

Twin

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Daisy

The four Daisies:

Princess Daisy

Daisy Duck

Daisy Wells

Daisy Dove Bloom