Short jokes
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Am I a guard or a guava?
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Puss.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.