I wrote a joke on MH370... but I donβt know where it went.
Short Jokes
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldnβt learn the route.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
Wife: βI want another baby.β
Husband: βThatβs a relief, I also really donβt like this one!β
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: βHE IS THE MESSIAH!β
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Me and the boys are cool.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
Iβm about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
