Short jokes
Hana?
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Me and the boys are cool.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Chimichanga.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Wife: βI want another baby.β
Husband: βThatβs a relief, I also really donβt like this one!β
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: βHE IS THE MESSIAH!β
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!