Short jokes

My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.

When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?

What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D

What company do orphans hate the most?

S. C. Johnson, a family company.

I mess up goats for unicorns?

Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.

I don't even know.

Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?

They always hang around.

When you get injured 😢

When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩

Why was an oven so smart?

It had 70 degrees.

Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.

What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!

Too bad it's a dying trade. :)

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

The secrets of life.

Mac & Cheese.

I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

I got a sister.

That was a big mistake.