Short jokes
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*