Short jokes
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Why though?
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
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What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.