Short jokes
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Tuxedos suit you.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Line (DYM 105)
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
I like mangoes.