Short jokes

Short jokes

Hug

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!

Bird

What do you call a bird with no wings?

Moas didn't even know that existed!

Song

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

Bridge

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

Ninja

Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.

Time

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

Orphan

Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?

A: Because when you're there, you're family.

Orphan

Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.

Guy: Where are they then?

Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].

Door

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.

Health

Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."

By a tweaker with AIDS.