Short jokes
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Line (DYM 105)
I like mangoes.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Hana?
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Wanna come hang out with me?
"Slow and steady wins the race."