Short jokes
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Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Mohe?
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
When your plane heads for New York...