Short jokes

Short jokes

Mum

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Daisy

The four Daisies:

Princess Daisy

Daisy Duck

Daisy Wells

Daisy Dove Bloom

Watermelon

My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!

Kid

What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?

Play pretend dog in the bed.

Fight

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."

Father

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

Crash

What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?

Nothing, they both crashed.

Pilot

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.