Short jokes
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.