Short jokes

Why was an oven so smart?

It had 70 degrees.

Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.

What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.

What do you call a bad player? A noob.

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

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"Candice balls fit up your nose."

Women in general are jokes.

Gay gang.

What type of bee can't fly...

Answer: Kobeee!

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”

I guess you could say, “harassment something.”

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?