Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Short Jokes
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
