Short jokes
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth