Short jokes
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.