Short jokes
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.