Short jokes
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.