Short jokes
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.