When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
Short Jokes
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
I comforted my friend about his wife's death, until I found out who did it.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
