Short jokes
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
What is this anyway?
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.