Short jokes
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.