why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Short Jokes
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
