Short jokes
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.