Short jokes
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.