Short jokes
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.