Short jokes
When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
Peter's playtime.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You are in the airway, how funny!
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.