Short jokes
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Kobe got irl canceled.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)