Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
I am not a nerd ;) I'm just smarter then you.
What do you call a titan that can't swim? TITANic
what did the girl with no hands get for her birthday....we don't know she hasn't opened it yet
knock knock. who's there? the FBI. the FBI who? are you dumb its the f#cking FBI now open up
(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
ALYA is so retarted
Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Why is the last part of orphanage age ? Because it doesn't matter your age
What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on earth again.
When a girl was having an aszma attack ariana said just keep breathing an breathing an breathin!!!!!
Comment an like
Penis gay be like: among sussy. ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding. imposter is SuS!?
son. hi dad. yo
what do you call a lesbian alien a lesbeening
whyd susie go down the the slide too fast?
because her wheelchair was good
Me: you know what's the favourite slogan that Hindus likes the most? My friend: what? Me: kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.
ı have ıt
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say let’s team up like wtf
