Short jokes

Short jokes

Egg

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

Slut

We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.

Naruto

I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.

Dad

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

Bike

What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?

Madeline McCann's bike.

Wrap

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?

I guess that’s a wrap!

Dildo

Why does the large dildo not have any friends?

He's a pain in the ass.

Sister

What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"

Bone

If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.

Mom

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Feminist

What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn't one; they are both the same thing.

Girl

Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?

A. The baby girl.

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  • Rape

    What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?

    He raped her.

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  • Pedo

    Two pedos are on the beach.

    One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"

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