Short jokes
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.