Short jokes
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"