Short jokes
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Omnom.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
What the fuck is wrong with people?
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"