Short jokes
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
I'm illegal.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"