What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.