Short jokes
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."