Short jokes
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
Sheep want to wool the world :)
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE!
Doctor: Sit down for a minute.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
Taja?
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."