What do parents and dark humor have in common. Some get it, and some don't.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house. None, they don't have one
What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
I never touched kids, just woman, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
God=what I hope to be Devil=what I can't accept
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
Remember the confession Booth is not a glory hole
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
Are you suicidal? Remember if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
why does joe only have 264 days in his calendar? because he cant celebrate fathers day.
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
What did the police say on the tv during 9/11... Call 911
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
What did one God say to the other?
I will die to be a man.
