What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Short Jokes
Biggest joke?
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What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
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- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
A baby seal walks into a club...
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
