Short jokes
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.