Short jokes
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.