Short jokes
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
So, no head?
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.