Short jokes
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Medusa makes men hard.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
So, no head?
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.