Short jokes
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.