Short jokes
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.