Short jokes
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit