Short jokes
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
So, no head?
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.