Short jokes
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
I went to a seafood shop.
I pulled a muscle.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.