Short jokes
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
So, no head?
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m