Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Short Jokes
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
Ali-A
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
