What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"