Short jokes
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Ironic that this page is dead.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
(6x9)+6+9=69
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.