Short jokes
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE!
Doctor: Sit down for a minute.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Ironic that this page is dead.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
(6x9)+6+9=69
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.