Short jokes
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Taja?
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.