Short jokes
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
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What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.