what is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
the cat is actually cute
What’s it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.
What do my mom and a basketball got in common ? My mom tits and ass are bouncy just like a basketball.
Man 1:Dude viagra is for pussys real men don’t need viagra Man 2: I thought viagra was for dicks
1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in a school 5,6 Everyone on the ground
What is my most popular side of myself-? S U I C I D E
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!
did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home? wait a minute! what am i talking about?
Q: Why can’t jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it? A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
what does the A stand for orphan, adopt from the orphan company
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”
What is a group of singing terrorists called? a taliband
me: hey siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: yes I was informed she died from sugondese
me: wat is dat?
Siri: sugondese nuts
you’re so fat
that when u sit on the toilet
it says
“A B C D E F G, get ur butt off of me”
you so fat
when you stepped on the scale
Buzz Lightyear came out and said
“to INFINITY and beyond”
yo mama so ugly
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask
What is the difference between me and a fire
Its hot
i lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free
