Short jokes
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.