Short jokes
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
Mÿ pp.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.