Short jokes
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
Mÿ pp.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
Sheep want to wool the world :)
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.