Short jokes
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD