Short jokes

Short Jokes

A good bath is like a dead lover.

You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.

How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?

I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.

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So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

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My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.

At least now I can have his phone he left.