Short jokes
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.