Short jokes
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.