Short jokes
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What's the worst thing to hear in a prison shower?
"Drop the soap, we've got you surrounded."
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.