I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Short Jokes
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
I'm fucking retarded.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
