Short jokes

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

1+1=3

If you don't use a condom.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

How did the lesbian die? Homicide.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.

Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

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