Short jokes
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
It's not incest if you're adopted.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."