Short jokes

I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.

What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?

Jesus got pegged against a cross.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To get to the real estate agent.

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."

I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

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What issues don't orphans have?

Daddy issues.

What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?

They're both filled with happy little accidents.

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

I love big hot sexy men.

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.

I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!