What do you call a bull dog and a shit tuz :a bullshit
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What did the helicopter say Helicopter: Kobe
Kid: I have the corona virus
Nurse: here is an ice pack
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.
Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it
uranus is a gas giant
2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho
How is an orphan like a boomerang? They always come back!
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas. -herpes
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I was boiling some water and said Water you will be mist
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11
why were the people during 911 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches but they got two planes.
I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
Where did amy go after the explosion? Everywhere
