Short jokes
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.