Short jokes
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Hey Stacey, love!
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Very funny battery joke.