What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Short Jokes
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
(6x9)+6+9=69
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
