Short jokes
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
The belt broke.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
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Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.