Short jokes
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Robyn Smith
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Lewis Clow
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
I'm sorry m8.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!