Short jokes
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.