Short jokes

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.

I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.

What happened when the man died? Yes.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.

The belt broke.

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

Let's have toast in the bath.

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."

What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.

I should name my dog Ariana Grande.

That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.