Short jokes
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"