Short jokes
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”