Short jokes
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮