Short jokes
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Your mom #69.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.