Short jokes

Short jokes

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:

"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.