Pledge of Allegiance Problem Leads to Pushing Incident

  • This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.

    Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.

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  • Explanation

  • The humor comes from the unexpected and dark turn. The setup implies the narrator is annoyed by the kid's lack of patriotism, but instead of confronting him verbally, they commit a shocking act of violence by pushing him out of his wheelchair.

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