Short jokes
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
2+2=🐟
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.