Short jokes
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
His gay ass dad.
He pimples?
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.