Short jokes
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
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911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.