Short jokes
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
kiibati orojo?
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?