Short jokes
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.