Short jokes

Short jokes

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.

Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.