Short jokes
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What the heck did I discover?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
bnb dcnb cbf
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Y'all follow me, please.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"