Short jokes
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.