Short jokes
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!