Short jokes

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

What's 68+1? 69. Nice!

What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.