Short jokes
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
All these jokes are all plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.