Short jokes
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
I love Bubba girls and yea.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.