Short jokes
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Ooo.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
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You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.