Short jokes
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My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Why canβt you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Erectile dysfunction.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! ππππ