Short jokes

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

How do you call a Goth with feelings?

Emomotional.

Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.

Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.

Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?

Technoblade: Broke.

Nah, they eat emo meals.

Is that my student?

Na! It is Jesus!

Is that a person over there?

Na, it's Jesus.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

Why can't my grandma talk?

Because she's dead.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

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