Short jokes
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
We need skinwalker jokes.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Hi! Could I join?
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
I cum (Can't understand math).
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.